Hi there. My name is christopher, and I'm the guy behind the comics on scritchscratch.com!

To the right you can see a self-portrait of me with a sandwich. Have you ever had a sandwich? Man they are the best.

Here are some Frequently Asked Questions (also known as FAQ's) that may help you get to know me a bit . . .

ARE YOU THAT ACTOR GUY FROM AUSTRALIA?
Sadly, no. I consider him my ugly counterpart. (see drawing at right) Also, I was born FIVE YEARS before him, so I win!

I WISH YOU WERE THAT ACTOR GUY FROM AUSTRALIA.
That's not really a question. But yeah, me too.

WHAT WAS IT LIKE SEEING YOUR NAME ON THE BIG SCREEN AT THE END OF THE NEW 'STAR TREK' MOVIE?
I'm not going to lie... it was awesome.

WHAT'S THIS SITE ALL ABOUT?
It's where I post all the comics and animations I make!

WHY DON'T YOU FOCUS ALL YOUR TIME ON CYRIUS?
Because that's what he wants.

WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG BETWEEN POSTS?
Because I sometimes can't draw when I am in the jungle on assignment. Well I guess I could, but I find the paper gets moldy too quick.

WHAT'S THE MOST IRONIC THING YOU CAN THINK OF?
That the word "ironic" in not an adjective describing an iron.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO BESIDES TAKING FOREVER TO POST COMICS, YOU HANDSOME DEVIL?



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